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Sarcastic American!
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 Posted: Sat Dec 15, 2007 9:06 pm Post subject: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms!
Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
WEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heading in the stretch run of presidential primaries, political
analysts are looking at many indicators. Some are looking at polls,
some are looking at fundraising prowess, some are looking at
endorsements, and some are looking at belly fat. Yes, belly fat.
Specifically the midsection of former vice president turned Nobel
Prize-winning global-warming warrior Al Gore.
The word is that Hillary Clinton's advisers are very concerned that
Gore might, at the last minute, toss his hat -- and his Oscar and his
Nobel Prize -- into the race, and they have been keeping track of his
waistline. The thinking goes, if Gore suddenly starts losing weight,
it will be a sign he is going to run.
Indeed, I was at a dinner party not long ago where I was seated next
to a senior political writer for a major newspaper. When I mentioned
that I'd heard from friends that Gore was on a diet and had dropped 10
pounds, the reporter's eyes lit up. "That changes everything!" he
said, and he immediately began calculating the impact of a Gore
candidacy on Clinton and Barack Obama.
It made me wonder: Have we gotten to the point in our looks-obsessed
culture where a svelte waistline is a prerequisite for higher office
and a double chin an automatic disqualifier? Has a trim physique
become a sign of virtue and cottage-cheese thighs a sign of indolence
and sloth? Is this the reason George W. is always riding his bike in
front of photographers? Are we ready for a black president or a woman
president but not a fat president? How's that for an inconvenient
truth?
This focus on appearance is, of course, nothing new. Ever since JFK
took the country by storm, with Jackie and her glamorous Oleg Cassini
wardrobe by his side, personal style has been an important component
of a candidate's appeal. But the celebritization of politics has
reached new heights. With Election Day 2008 a little less than a year
away, we've already had breathless stories about Obama in a bathing
suit and endless mentions of first female speaker Nancy Pelosi's
Armani-filled wardrobe and love of Tahitian pearls. And Mitt Romney
has been the object of a veritable media man crush, with Chris
Matthews gushing about "the perfect chin, the perfect hair" and
Politico's Roger Simon swooning over Romney's "chiseled-out-of-granite
features" and "shoulders you could land a 737 on." Who says
metrosexuality is only for liberals?
For the record, Obama looks buff, Romney is leading-man handsome, and
Pelosi gets high marks for elegance. (When was the last time you saw a
similar comment on Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's sartorial
preferences?) Are these things relevant to what kind of leaders these
people are? Of course not. Do we care how our leaders look? Of course
we do. Style shouldn't trump substance -- but it is a factor. |
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flanier
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:54 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
| Quote: | Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
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Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious! |
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Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:00 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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flakier wrote:
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On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
Did you hear about the walruses dying in Alaska because of the global |
warming Al Gore goes on about? If fat people keep getting fatter and the
world keeps getting hotter, they might all end up the same way on some
beach near Boston.
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"Throw me that lipstick, darling, I wanna redo my stigmata."
+-Jennifer Saunders, "Absolutely Fabulous" |
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COL. BILL KILGORE
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 6:13 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"flanier" <bflanier@gmail.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
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"We don't allow fat farms in California; that's why I live at home". ~Maddi |
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Terrorized by Bushscum
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 7:07 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )" <tributyltinpaint@yahoo.co.uk> wrote in message
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flakier wrote:
On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
Did you hear about the walruses dying in Alaska because of the global
warming Al Gore goes on about? If fat people keep getting fatter and the
world keeps getting hotter, they might all end up the same way on some
beach near Boston.
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Why fats in Boston? Could be pretty much anywhere except Ethiopia or the
Sudan. |
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Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 8:12 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Bill Bonde ( 'Hi ho' )" wrote:
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flakier wrote:
On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
Did you hear about the walruses dying in Alaska because of the global
warming Al Gore goes on about? If fat people keep getting fatter and the
world keeps getting hotter, they might all end up the same way on some
beach near Boston.
Or some other city that starts with the letter 'B'. |
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"Throw me that lipstick, darling, I wanna redo my stigmata."
+-Jennifer Saunders, "Absolutely Fabulous" |
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Clave
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 9:39 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"flanier" <bflanier@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:7c7d7203-4a73-4063-84e1-d03cda924c44@d4g2000prg.googlegroups.com...
On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
"We don't allow fat farms in California; that's why I live at home".
~Maddi
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Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're posting
from the central time zone?
Jim |
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COL. BILL KILGORE
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:23 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"flanier" <bflanier@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
"We don't allow fat farms in California; that's why I live at home".
~Maddi
Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're posting
from the central time zone?
Jim
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Most likely because we enjoy seeing "Colonel Conspiracy" kooks like yourself
continue to flounder about out there trying to somehow prove that The
Colonel lives other than where he says he does. The Colonel has access to
many servers in many areas of the world - and don't you forget that, little
man. |
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Clave
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| Posted: Sun Dec 16, 2007 10:33 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're posting
from the central time zone?
Jim
Most likely because we enjoy seeing "Colonel Conspiracy" kooks like
yourself continue to flounder about out there trying to somehow prove that
The Colonel lives other than where he says he does. The Colonel has
access to many servers in many areas of the world - and don't you forget
that, little man.
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The stamp's put there by your own computer, fuckwit, not by any server.
Guess you missed an RFC or two, eh Pusscake?
Jim |
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Clave
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 12:53 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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| Quote: | "COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're
posting from the central time zone?
Jim
Most likely because we enjoy seeing "Colonel Conspiracy" kooks like
yourself continue to flounder about out there trying to somehow prove
that The Colonel lives other than where he says he does. The Colonel has
access to many servers in many areas of the world - and don't you forget
that, little man.
The stamp's put there by your own computer, fuckwit, not by any server.
Guess you missed an RFC or two, eh Pusscake?
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You sure went all quiet in a hurry.
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robw
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 2:28 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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So what?
Are you some kind of.......and I'll use a term that a redneck asshole like
you would know.
Are you a "Doublenought Spy"???
Is that you, Jethro??
A Col.?
Please.
You were picked last on every team.
"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"flanier" <bflanier@gmail.com> wrote in message
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On Dec 15, 2:06 pm, "Sarcastic American!" <not4ud...@yahoo.com> wrote:
Yup, fat people are enemy combatants of America! It's time to put of
them in Fat Farms! Fat people hate America! Don't you know?
Oh, it's much worse than that...they also are contagious!
"We don't allow fat farms in California; that's why I live at home".
~Maddi
Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're
posting
from the central time zone?
Jim
Most likely because we enjoy seeing "Colonel Conspiracy" kooks like
yourself
continue to flounder about out there trying to somehow prove that The
Colonel lives other than where he says he does. The Colonel has access to
many servers in many areas of the world - and don't you forget that,
little
man.
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COL. BILL KILGORE
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:40 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Hey Pusscake -- why are your headers still indicating that you're
posting from the central time zone?
Jim
Most likely because we enjoy seeing "Colonel Conspiracy" kooks like
yourself continue to flounder about out there trying to somehow prove
that The Colonel lives other than where he says he does. The Colonel
has access to many servers in many areas of the world - and don't you
forget that, little man.
The stamp's put there by your own computer, fuckwit, not by any server.
Guess you missed an RFC or two, eh Pusscake?
You sure went all quiet in a hurry.
Jim
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A whole two hours without a response to one of your asinine posts and you
start talking to yourself?? You are an insecure individual, aren't you.
Unlike you, we don't sit in front of a computer on a beautiful afternoon
such as this one was "waiting" for someone to respond to a post. We do find
it rather ironic, however, that back in June when The Colonel
*intentionally* posted from his hometown ISP, which fully displayed local IP
#'s, you and those of your ilk (i.e. tomaxo) refused to have any of it. We
were accused of forging headers, using proxy servers, etc etc etc ad
nauseum. Now, miraculously, you have no problem with header readings
whatsoever, as long as they display what you think you want to see.
Remember who you're dealing with here sonny. Like we've stated so many times
in the past, "when we want, from where we want". |
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Clave
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:02 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | Now, miraculously, you have no problem with header readings whatsoever...
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At *your* prompting, Pusscake, I looked at the header differences between
your posts and whoever was pranking you, and guess what? One of the few
differences I noticed is the GMT offset corresponding to your computers'
time zones. He posts from the Western US zone (-0800), and you post from
the Central (-0600) and have since at least 2004, regardless of what server
you're using.
How could you attain the rank of Colonel in the US Army without knowing what
a GMT offset is?
Are you really expecting us to believe that, just to confuse your enemies,
you deliberately set your own computer's time zone wrong, and have kept it
that way since at least 2004?
Good God, man -- you must think everyone else is as stupid as you are.
Jim |
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Clave
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 9:01 am Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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<...poor, poor pusscake...>
| Quote: | Are you really expecting us to believe that, just to confuse your enemies,
you deliberately set your own computer's time zone wrong, and have kept it
that way since at least 2004?
Good God, man -- you must think everyone else is as stupid as you are.
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Just in case anyone cares, Pusscake's newsreader stamps his posts (as mine
does with mine, and most of yours do with yours) with a "Date" field.
Look at any Kilgore header since 2004 for "-0600" -- that's the Central time
zone offset his own computer's set on.
Verify it it your own selves -- look at your own headers, change the time
zone on your computers, post something to alt.test.
Jim |
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COL. BILL KILGORE
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| Posted: Mon Dec 17, 2007 7:53 pm Post subject: Re: FAT AND UNHAPPY! |
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"Clave" <ClaviusNoSpamDammit@cablespeed.com> wrote in message
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| Quote: | "COL. BILL KILGORE" <w_s_kilgore@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Now, miraculously, you have no problem with header readings whatsoever...
At *your* prompting, Pusscake, I looked at the header differences between
your posts and whoever was pranking you, and guess what? One of the few
differences I noticed is the GMT offset corresponding to your computers'
time zones. He posts from the Western US zone (-0800), and you post from
the Central (-0600) and have since at least 2004, regardless of what
server you're using.
How could you attain the rank of Colonel in the US Army without knowing
what a GMT offset is?
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An anti-military pimp for the left like yourself does not have the right to
questions those of us that served our great country's military. We were
serving this nation while you were still riding around in your VW microbus
throwing flowers out the windows and going to Joan Baez concerts in the
park.
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Are you really expecting us to believe that, just to confuse your enemies,
you deliberately set your own computer's time zone wrong, and have kept it
that way since at least 2004?
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That's EXACTLY what you're going to believe, you ignorant clown. Do you
actually believe that The Colonel allows you to see anything he doesn't want
you to see in his headers? We have complete control over the outputs of our
computers and servers. You see exactly what we want you to see. What we
find amazing is that it took someone so long to notice. That anomoly in the
header was placed there several years ago for the benefit of a
since-departed poster. Now today, for your reading pleasure, we're posting
from your time zone. Perhaps tomorrow, we'll post from Norwich, England.
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Good God, man -- you must think everyone else is as stupid as you are.
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Stupidity is someone who thinks that after all these years, observing a
questionable time indicator in a Usenet posting header is somehow the
equivalent of finding the Rosetta Stone of Usenet.
You are indeed easily fooled. |
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